Colorado Belle
08-05-2007, 09:17 PM
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified,
> > Well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.
> >
> > May I help you?" she asked.
> >
> > I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
> >
> > Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you
> > Would prefer someone else," said the madam.
> >
> > No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.
> >
> > Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she
> > Charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten
> > One-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went
> > Upstairs.
> >
> > After an hour, the man calmly left.
> > The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.
> >
> > Valerie explained that none had ad ever come back two nights in a
> > Row - - too expensive -- and there were no discounts. The price was still
> > $1,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs.After an hour, he left.
> >
> > The following night the man was there again. Everyone was
> > Astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he
> > Paid Valerie and They went upstairs.
> > After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever
> > Been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
> >
> > The man replied, "South Carolina."
> >
> > Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."
> >
> > I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's
> > Attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
> >
> > The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
> >
> > 1. Death
> > 2.. Taxes
> > 3.. Being screwed by a lawyer
> >
> > Well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.
> >
> > May I help you?" she asked.
> >
> > I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
> >
> > Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you
> > Would prefer someone else," said the madam.
> >
> > No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.
> >
> > Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she
> > Charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten
> > One-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went
> > Upstairs.
> >
> > After an hour, the man calmly left.
> > The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.
> >
> > Valerie explained that none had ad ever come back two nights in a
> > Row - - too expensive -- and there were no discounts. The price was still
> > $1,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs.After an hour, he left.
> >
> > The following night the man was there again. Everyone was
> > Astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he
> > Paid Valerie and They went upstairs.
> > After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever
> > Been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
> >
> > The man replied, "South Carolina."
> >
> > Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."
> >
> > I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's
> > Attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
> >
> > The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
> >
> > 1. Death
> > 2.. Taxes
> > 3.. Being screwed by a lawyer
> >