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11-08-2005, 11:53 PM
Letterman's Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle
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Posted on Nov 25, 2003 08:41 AM
10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long.
9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.
8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.
6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
4. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.
3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds and toliets.
2. The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your coworkers.
And the number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle is...
1. You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit!
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Posted on Nov 25, 2003 08:41 AM
10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long.
9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.
8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.
6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
4. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.
3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds and toliets.
2. The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your coworkers.
And the number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle is...
1. You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit!