Head On

[Leftcoaster]

Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.


Does this commercial give anyone else a headache too???

[mickeyndvcfan]

:yes: :headbange

[KNWVIKING]

West coast is seeing it also.... thank goodness. I'd hate to think only the Right coast had to suffer thru it.

[bavaria]

Nope, it's even giving a headache to the international contingent.....

I may have to give in to Headon and even Activon, but someone else can road test their third annoying product.... ;)

[Rozzie]

So I'm not the only one wanting to jump out of window when I hear this? :laughing:

[Ginger]

I must not watch enough tv. I have no idea what you are talking about.

[mickeyndvcfan]

I must not watch enough tv. I have no idea what you are talking about.

consider yourself lucky!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leftcoaster]

consider yourself lucky!!!!!!!!!!!!


We'll see Ginger coming back to this thread in a couple of months banging her head against a wall too. :hehehehe:

[Rash]

I was so hypnotized by that commercial that I immediately went out, bought some, and applied it directly to my forehead. I'm still waiting for the next commercial which will hopefully tell me what to do next.

[lllovell]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :hammer: :hammer:

Make it stop!!!

[TW1]

I must not watch enough tv. I have no idea what you are talking about.
Me neither and I gather that's a good thing.

[Rash]

Despite their attempt to make it clear how to use Head-On, I misunderstood and applied it directly to my tongue. My doctor says I may regain partial speech function in a few months. Solid food intake could take years. I am contacting a lawyer to sue the makers of Head-On for unclear product instructions. It is my belief that stating "Head-On. Apply directly to the forehead" is insufficient and unclear. I believe at least six repetitions is necessary, as well as a warning not to apply it anywhere else. For example:

"Head-On. Apply directly to the forehead. Avoid application to oral, nasal, or other unmentionable musosa, as severe, life altering malformations may occur rapidly and with excruciating pain."
"Head-On. Apply directly to the forehead. Avoid application to oral, nasal, or other unmentionable musosa, as severe, life altering malformations may occur rapidly and with excruciating pain."
"Head-On. Apply directly to the forehead. Avoid application to oral, nasal, or other unmentionable musosa, as severe, life altering malformations may occur rapidly and with excruciating pain."
"Head-On. Apply directly to the forehead. Avoid application to oral, nasal, or other unmentionable musosa, as severe, life altering malformations may occur rapidly and with excruciating pain."
"Head-On. Apply directly to the forehead. Avoid application to oral, nasal, or other unmentionable musosa, as severe, life altering malformations may occur rapidly and with excruciating pain."
"Head-On. Apply directly to the forehead. Avoid application to oral, nasal, or other unmentionable musosa, as severe, life altering malformations may occur rapidly and with excruciating pain."

BTW, this will be a class-action lawsuit. Anyone interested in becoming a party to said lawsuit should go ahead and apply Head-On to an exposed mucosa, call your attorney, and drive directly to your nearest emergency room. (Not necessarily in that order).

[lllovell]

BTW, this will be a class-action lawsuit. Anyone interested in becoming a party to said lawsuit should go ahead and apply Head-On to an exposed mucosa, call your attorney, and drive directly to your nearest emergency room. (Not necessarily in that order).


but but....I am scared of my mucosa :holymoly:

[TW1]

Despite their attempt to make it clear how to use Head-On, I misunderstood and applied it directly to my tongue. My doctor says I may regain partial speech function in a few months. Solid food intake could take years. I am contacting a lawyer to sue the makers of Head-On for unclear product instructions. It is my belief that stating "Head-On. Apply directly to the forehead" is insufficient and unclear. I believe at least six repetitions is necessary, as well as a warning not to apply it anywhere else. For example:

"Head-On. Apply directly to the forehead. Avoid application to oral, nasal, or other unmentionable musosa, as severe, life altering malformations may occur rapidly and with excruciating pain."
"Head-On. Apply directly to the forehead. Avoid application to oral, nasal, or other unmentionable musosa, as severe, life altering malformations may occur rapidly and with excruciating pain."
"Head-On. Apply directly to the forehead. Avoid application to oral, nasal, or other unmentionable musosa, as severe, life altering malformations may occur rapidly and with excruciating pain."
"Head-On. Apply directly to the forehead. Avoid application to oral, nasal, or other unmentionable musosa, as severe, life altering malformations may occur rapidly and with excruciating pain."
"Head-On. Apply directly to the forehead. Avoid application to oral, nasal, or other unmentionable musosa, as severe, life altering malformations may occur rapidly and with excruciating pain."
"Head-On. Apply directly to the forehead. Avoid application to oral, nasal, or other unmentionable musosa, as severe, life altering malformations may occur rapidly and with excruciating pain."

BTW, this will be a class-action lawsuit. Anyone interested in becoming a party to said lawsuit should go ahead and apply Head-On to an exposed mucosa, call your attorney, and drive directly to your nearest emergency room. (Not necessarily in that order).
Some politicians prefer pretzels

[Rash]

but but....I am scared of my mucosa :holymoly:
As my third grade teacher used to say, "Do not be frightened by your mucosa. Your mucosa is your friend." She's in jail now.

[Rash]

Some politicians prefer pretzels
Nothing beats a soft pretzel and a Yuengling.

[TW1]

Nothing beats a soft pretzel and a Yuengling.applied directly to your mucosa

[lllovell]

applied directly to your mucosa

Wouldn't that burn?:headscrat

[Rash]

Wouldn't that burn?:headscrat
The Yuengling acts as an anesthetic.

[lllovell]

The Yuengling acts as an anesthetic.

lol In more ways than one :ale:

[Leftcoaster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOvFIxUz2XY


You can thank me later. =)

[lllovell]

SOF!!! You are EVIL!!!! :hammer:

[TW1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOvFIxUz2XY


You can thank me later. =)
Thank you. Apply directly to the forehead.
Thank you. Apply directly to the forehead.
Thank you. Apply directly to the forehead.
Thank you. Apply directly to the forehead.
Thank you. Apply directly to the forehead.
Thank you. Apply directly to the forehead.
Thank you. Apply directly to the forehead.
Thank you. Apply directly to the forehead.
Thank you. Apply directly to the forehead.

[Ginger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOvFIxUz2XY


You can thank me later. =)


Wow! That's a real commercial?

Maybe if I sing "It's a Small World" I can get Head on out of my head.

[Leftcoaster]

Wow! That's a real commercial?

Maybe if I sing "It's a Small World" I can get Head on out of my head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uyz_ILTgSc

I'm happy to be of assistance. :woohoodan

[lllovell]

I am SOOOO not clicking on that one!!! lol

Laura

[ghost1000]

I admit I've never seen this commercial on TV. I clicked on the YouTube link, and was annoyed by the second time.

I'm guessing this is some sort of headache product, but I'm not planning to purchase it. Although I can see how people who don't want to take oral medications would prefer it. But they should do something about their advertisment.

[Leftcoaster]

I am SOOOO not clicking on that one!!! lol

Laura


I triple dog dare you. All the cool kids are doing it.

[Ginger]

Thanks Leftcoaster! :sing:

[Rash]

This one is even better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zqnASjunx8&NR

[Ginger]

i can't get the rotfl smile to work.

[lllovell]

you would think I could know better by now....and NOT CLICK! :crazy:

[Leftcoaster]

you would think I could know better by now....and NOT CLICK! :crazy:


How about this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98gOW0ODzaE

It has nothing to do with Head On or It's A Small World. You can trust me. This is a good one.