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Rash
10-25-2005, 11:01 PM
...go to your local pharmacist and ask him for 35 boxes of pseudophedrine. Let us know what happens!
chimera
10-25-2005, 11:21 PM
He or she will want to know how much crystal meth you're planning to make :hyper:
PoohsPal
10-26-2005, 02:03 AM
Mel - You can't answer this thread. You have too much realy knowledge in that field.

Can I tell you how saddened I am about how hard it can be to get one of my favorite drungs? Good thing I've moved above that one, sort of.
Rash
10-26-2005, 03:02 AM
Well, I needed the 35 boxes so I could mix it with milk and make an extra large Decongestant Milkshake that would would keep me congestion-free for the next several years. I tried to explain this to the pharmacist, but he said something about calling someone and he only dialed three digits, which from the tone of it sounded like 9-1-1, so I high-tailed it outta there. Geez, you'd think I was some sort of druggie criminal . If pharmacy boy would have just looked in his PDR, he'd see that crystal-meth causes severe congestion, so I obviously needed the pseudophedrine for legit reasons. Who has the time to make their own meth? Do you? WELL - DO YOU?!? ANSWER ME!! AND STOP BLOWING RAINBOW BUBBLES IN MY FACE!!!! THEY'RE making my gills ache....night night.
mamaprincess
10-26-2005, 03:31 AM
:jumpingbe
dianeschlicht
10-26-2005, 12:13 PM
You can hardly buy even one box here. Need to sign your life away for even one.
dvcconvert
10-26-2005, 01:41 PM
Did/does Dimetapp have that stuff in it? I went to buy some (1 box ;) ) for my Mom this past weekend, and all I could fine was a child's version!???
Rash
10-26-2005, 03:44 PM
Did/does Dimetapp have that stuff in it? I went to buy some (1 box ;) ) for my Mom this past weekend, and all I could fine was a child's version!???
:yes:
cobbler
10-26-2005, 04:04 PM
Its so stupid. I mean honestly if you go in there and legitimately need a box because it helps you then you are looked at like a criminal.

Its about as bad as having to show your license to buy some stupid fuel injector cleaner.

Big Brother.
Rash
10-26-2005, 04:16 PM
Its about as bad as having to show your license to buy some stupid fuel injector cleaner.
That stuff is a great chaser after a crystal-meth binge.

Disclaimer: For humor purposes only. Do not attempt at home. At school or work, fine. Just not at home.

Disclaimer 2: First Disclaimer for humor purposes only. It's probably best you ignore all posts by Rash if you are gullible enough to drink fuel injector cleaner. Rash is not responsible for any moronic behavior resulting from his scintillatingly funny posts.
TW1
10-26-2005, 04:39 PM
Rash is not responsible for any moronic behavior resulting from his scintillatingly funny posts.[/size]
Oh yes you are! Its all your fault I've been sleeping in a van down by the river.
lllovell
10-26-2005, 04:50 PM
Oh yes you are! Its all your fault I've been sleeping in a van down by the river.

Please tell me you were flexing while posting that :crackedup

hehe
Rash
10-26-2005, 07:46 PM
Oh yes you are! Its all your fault I've been sleeping in a van down by the river.
:ROTFL: I miss Farley.
lllovell
10-26-2005, 08:00 PM
:ROTFL: I miss Farley.

:hammer: That's gonna leave a mark
cruise-o-matic
10-26-2005, 11:32 PM
:ROTFL: I miss Farley.

Every time i see my BIL, we go "Brothers don't shake hands :handshake . Brothers gotta huhuhug! :hug: "
kathyseb
10-27-2005, 01:29 AM
When we were down at WDW this past September, DH got a cold and eventually gave it to me.

He waited his out.

That was not an option for me.
:sick: :hypnotict

On the drive back to Indiana, I decided I could not take it anymore. We stopped at a WalMart.

After we spent about 5-10 minutes in the aisle deciding which drug to buy we finally decided on one.

Took the piece of cardboard up to the pharmacy and it was closed.

Not sure if it was closed already when we walked in or if we have been standing there so long it was now after pharmacy hours.
:ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL:

Absolutely nothing I could do.

I went back to the aisle, picked up something that was actually a box filled with drugs and marched up to the check out lane.
Think we were in Kentucky at the time.