MouseKid
07-19-2008, 10:52 PM
So there's three construction workers working on a high rise building.
The one man (who's Irish) says if I have corned beef and cabbage one more time I'm going to jump.
The second man (who's Hispanic) says if I have burritos one more time I'm going to jump with you.
The last man (who's a blonde) says if I have a ham and cheese sandwich one more time I'm jumping with the two of you.
So the next day comes and the Irish man opens up his lunch box and see's that there is corned beef and cabbage. So he jumps.
Then, the Hispanic man opens up his lunch box and see's that there is another burrito. So he jumps.
Finally, the blonde headed guy opens up his lunch and see's that there is a ham and cheese sandwich. So he jumps.
A few days later all three mens wives are at the funeral. The Irish and Hispanic men's wives are talking and one says, if he would of told me he wanted something different I would of made him something different for lunch.
So it gets really quite and the two women look over the blonde headed guys wife and shes says, don't look at me , he packs his own lunch!!
:lmbo::lmbo::lmbo::lmbo::woohoo::bunny::ROTFL:
The one man (who's Irish) says if I have corned beef and cabbage one more time I'm going to jump.
The second man (who's Hispanic) says if I have burritos one more time I'm going to jump with you.
The last man (who's a blonde) says if I have a ham and cheese sandwich one more time I'm jumping with the two of you.
So the next day comes and the Irish man opens up his lunch box and see's that there is corned beef and cabbage. So he jumps.
Then, the Hispanic man opens up his lunch box and see's that there is another burrito. So he jumps.
Finally, the blonde headed guy opens up his lunch and see's that there is a ham and cheese sandwich. So he jumps.
A few days later all three mens wives are at the funeral. The Irish and Hispanic men's wives are talking and one says, if he would of told me he wanted something different I would of made him something different for lunch.
So it gets really quite and the two women look over the blonde headed guys wife and shes says, don't look at me , he packs his own lunch!!
:lmbo::lmbo::lmbo::lmbo::woohoo::bunny::ROTFL: