For Women Only

[Colorado Belle]

Ha, caught ya Viking!

This is one of my favorite jokes, btw:


WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,
>"HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA
>BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY
>NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND."
>
>NOW WE HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, A NICE BIG BED AND A
>PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME
>THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
>
>MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT
>25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE
>LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED
>AND WATCHING A 10- INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
>
>AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?
>
>THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES!

[bababear]

:ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL:
ILBAOW

I
Love
Being
An
Older
Woman
Hugs C.B.

[greenban]

:ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL:
ILBAOW

I
Love
Being
An
Older
Woman
Hugs C.B.

Shouldn't that be:
ILBAOWHcb ????

Great Joke, but sadly more true than funny......sigh.....

Why don't Women age as gracefully as men?

Just Kidding, Just Kidding, I meant why can't SSR ages a gracefully as OKW?

Yeah, that's the ticket!

-Tony

[Simba's Mom]

Ha, caught ya Viking!

This is one of my favorite jokes, btw:


WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,
>"HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA
>BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY
>NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND."
>
>NOW WE HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, A NICE BIG BED AND A
>PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME
>THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
>
>MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT
>25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE
>LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED
>AND WATCHING A 10- INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
>
>AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?
>
>THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES!
I love that-thanks!

[KNWVIKING]

I don't get it ????

I've been married 30 years and my hot brunett is hotter now than she was then.

[Simba's Mom]

I don't get it ????

I've been married 30 years and my hot brunett is hotter now than she was then.

Awww! Dare I say it, the Viking has a romantic side.

[kathyseb]

I don't get it ????

I've been married 30 years and my hot brunett is hotter now than she was then.


Millie is very lucky to have you!

[Colorado Belle]

Who said he was talking bout Millie?

Awwww...jokejokejoke...but I had a feeling the V was going to respond the same.
Yes you ARE lucky to have Millie , V...I dare say she is the only hot brunette that would put up with you!:tongue:

[KNWVIKING]

V...I dare say she is the only hot brunette that would put up with you!

No argument there.