Points needed! Cheap please to help my family have more money to spend!

[greenban]

I am looking to rent points for $6.12 each.

I will then re-rent them for $12.00 - $14.00 each.

I will take as many points as you want to rent or transfer.

Thank you for your consideration.

-Tony


(Yes it is a joke. I'm not serious. Please consider this satire!

[lllovell]

*poke*

Now you know 1. that this is going to get moved and 2. that you need to behave yourself!

That said....I have some points - but only for $6.13 each and not a penny lower!!! (the first goofball that pms me asking for points will get a sign a la Bill Engvall)

:jester:

[greenban]

*poke*

Now you know 1. that this is going to get moved and 2. that you need to behave yourself!

That said....I have some points - but only for $6.13 each and not a penny lower!!! (the first goofball that pms me asking for points will get a sign a la Bill Engvall)

:jester:

If you'll accept paypal (creditcard) I take all 1156 of your points!

Thanks,

-Tony

[lllovell]

lol I wish!

I am still paying for my first go round with DVC points. Wont be adding on for a LONG time!

[rinkwide]

You failed to mention the prerequisite "life threatening illness".

[DSNY FN]

Yes the life threatening illness that is bringing your family that are mission workers together for a big family gathering at Disney LOL.

[jaysue]

Make sure you declare the difference in your buy and sell as taxable income

:monkey:

cheers
jaysue

[Deep-Thots]

Sigh.

What did I ever do to deserve this?

:ale: :margarita :beer: :headbrick

[jaysue]

Kim, a flower for you

:flowerfor

we all love ya!

Cheers
jaysue

[idratherbeinwdw]

Yes the life threatening illness that is bringing your family that are mission workers together for a big family gathering at Disney LOL.

And of course you will save money if you fit 10 in a studio when you get together for this life threatening illness that is bringing your mission working family together

[AFMom]

But I have a very ill DD- and we've only been able to go to WDW 4 tines this year - and really...... isn't $6.13 kinda pricey?:idontgeti


(sorry Kim, couldn't help myself but join in.........)

[TW1]

And at $6.13 a point you can afford to bring your mug from 2001 for all the free refills you want!

P.s. Rinkwide! Nice to see you!

[greenban]

Sigh.

What did I ever do to deserve this?

:ale: :margarita :beer: :headbrick


A) 1) You started the GREAT site!

2) You allowed me to register :3dglasses

Thanks for letting this madness continue. I expect it will die down in 3 days, and I won't hijack the rental board again, promise!

-Tony

[Stimpy]

And at $6.13 a point you can afford to bring your mug from 2001 for all the free refills you want!

And I'm sure that 8 yr old child you bring could definately pass for under 3 and get into all the parks & buffets for free! :Pssst:

[greenban]

I am saddened, hurt and more than a little disappointed that so many of you people can make light of my family's needs and our personal situation. Having said that, I will fully explain our request.

Ours is a family of 10 terminal missionaries. Yes we got the calling while sleeping in a train terminal in New York City, thus we are all truely terminal!

We wish to bring our extended family (28) members and our ill, one eyed, one legged, one hook-armed Great Grandmother together for a family reunion at Disney World. (Please note, Great-Grandma did not loose her limbs to diabetes, but in her prior job as a Carribean Pirate on the High Seas!)

We know that pets are not usually allowed in the villas, but does anyone have tips on sneaking in Polly, DGGM's Parrot?

Since our Uncle Jack is an IRS Auditor, we would certainly declare our profits in the renting/reselling transactions, after we apply our carryover losses from prior year's tax returns!

As Jaysue and many other users here know, we make our primary income by selling flowers at the terminal, for others to give to stressed sysops of various boards in cyberspace. In fact, here are some of today's fresh offerings (10 DVC points each!):

:flowerfor :happybirt :flowerfor :dust

In fact one of the most important reasons we are hoping to go to the World is to learn from the lead mousekeeper, the ancient art of towel animal folding. Our mission leaders believe that this ability will enable us to sell folded paper towels to donors in the restrooms of the terminal where our mission is located!

And thanks to idratherbeinwdw's excellent suggestion (along with input from pa@OKW) we will stay 11 to a studio, thus maximizing the return on our point usage!

TW1, what are these 'migs at sarestota sprigs" you are talking about?
If you are talking about soda, etc. We just clean paper cups that we find in the trash cans on mains treet and use them at the self-service soda/coffee fountains. Thus we recycle and stay true to our terminal mission. Plus those giant pink mints we often find in the men's rooms, make a nice after dinner dessert!

Finally, a shout-out to Stimpy. You are right many of our teenagers look much younger than their age, so we will list them as under 3 years of age.

Now you know the whole story, and I hope can be a little more sensitive in your future comments. Also since we are now considering the Dining Plan, we will also accept tax deductible cash donations to:

www.starving-diseased-terminal-missionary-family-reunion-at-disney-world-cheap-points-needed.org[/

Please note the .org ending as we are a tax-deductible website! Special thanks to Deep-Thots, our webmistress!!!

BTW thanks to lllovell and AFM for those free points, may the master of the terminal bless you and keep you safe, and supplied with mints for many years!

-Tony

[AFMom]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[DVCByResale]

Wow, wow, wow. That is all I can say. Really.

Shontell

[lllovell]

*dragging toes in the sand*

We are bad...we know it

but Tony - that did make me laugh out loud at my desk lol Now they all think I am crazier at work! :jester:

[AFMom]

The blue mints are our family's favorites, bring us back some, please.

Now if only I could get that link to work!:hahahaha:

[Leftcoaster]

Since I'm a competitive person, I'm going to undercut and offer my points for only $5.75 a point. You posted your story on the internet so it MUST be true.

[greenban]

The blue mints are our family's favorites, bring us back some, please.

Now if only I could get that link to work!:hahahaha:

I haven't seen the blue mints in ages!!!!

If you find a souce let me know please.

Kind of like a Blue Ice Mint, Lemonaid and Moth Balls all in one, if ya know what I mean!

-Tony

[greenban]

Since I'm a competitive person, I'm going to undercut and offer my points for only $5.75 a point. You posted your story on the internet so it MUST be true.


Thank you Leftcoaster, you have restored my faith in people again!

Of course our story is true!

I will take all 1156 of your current and banked points (1156 per AFM!) at $5.75 each!

Do you prefer large mints or towel animals for payment. Or, I have an exceptionally well trained parrot available for transfer to a DVC owner!

-Tony

[Rozzie]

:laughing:

do I dare ask if the terminal family can afford the little swimmer pampers for all the rugrats? Or is it time for another fun game of "count the logs"????

[Deep-Thots]

:crymeariv :crymeariv :crymeariv

Sniffle, sniffle....

[AFMom]

Don't cry - we love you!

[greenban]

:laughing:

do I dare ask if the terminal family can afford the little swimmer pampers for all the rugrats? Or is it time for another fun game of "count the logs"????

What are swimmer pampers?

What are they used for?

-Tony

P.S. I enjoy Clark Bars!

[Rozzie]

:crymeariv :crymeariv :crymeariv

Sniffle, sniffle....

you wouldn't trade us for anything, right? ;)

[DSNY FN]

Don't forget to pack your ashtrays from home because even though they are non smoking rooms no one will really know or care that grandma smoked 3 packs a day while sitting in front of the TV watching Jerry springer re runs on DVD. Afterall she had the patio door open to allow the smoke to get out of the room LOL.

[jnrrt]

Don't forget to pack your ashtrays from home because even though they are non smoking rooms no one will really know or care that grandma smoked 3 packs a day while sitting in front of the TV watching Jerry springer re runs on DVD. Afterall she had the patio door open to allow the smoke to get out of the room LOL.

After all, someone had to stay home from the parks to keep an eye on the bar-b-que in the living room...

[nono]

What are swimmer pampers?

What are they used for?

-Tony

P.S. I enjoy Clark Bars!

Tony,

They are diapers that don't blow up like balloons and stop working when a little one wears them in water. Living here at the shore, we have swim diapers available all year round. Current fashion is Nemo on one side and Dora on the other.

P.S. No, you can't have any of my points. I'm heartless. :fresh:

[greenban]

Tony,

They are diapers that don't blow up like balloons and stop working when a little one wears them in water. Living here at the shore, we have swim diapers available all year round. Current fashion is Nemo on one side and Dora on the other.

P.S. No, you can't have any of my points. I'm heartless. :fresh:

Thank you nono.

You mean people actually put 'swim' diapers on kids BEFORE leeting them swim:jawdroppi

What a waste of money. Some people are so rich they must have no concept!

Our kids all swim au natural!, and le me let you in on a little secret, the RED stuff they suppossedly add to the pool water doesn't work, know what I mean ;)

-Tony


Swim Diapers, what will they think of next, toothpaste in a tube instead of toothpowder?

[Leftcoaster]

you wouldn't trade us for anything, right? ;)


she was crying because she was so touched by the heartbreaking story.... Maybe she'd feel better by donating som epoints to the cause. :goodnevil

[greenban]

emphasis added she was crying because she was so touched by the heartbreaking story.... Maybe she'd feel better by donating som epoints to the cause. :goodnevil

As a new member I don't know what epoints are, but I'm guessing electronic DVC points. ANyway, whatever they are we'll accept them and we can pay by erestroom paper towel animals!

-Tony

P.S. BTW, is it true we can go to the Ticketing and Transport Center (When we are NOT not staying on site, get free parking with our AP, and then take a Bus to SSR, so we can walk to DTD without worrying about a parking space at DTD?

And can we say we are having the 1900 Park Fair Princess Tea to get free all-day Valet Parking at the GF, and then just monorail to MK?

TAIA (Towel Animals In Advance!)

-Tony

[withdisneyspirit]

So, how many paper towel animals were you offering per point, Tony?:upsidedow

[WDWSTAR]

:jumpingbe sorry i have not visited for awhile, but its nice to see things havent changed :jumpingbe Thank Goodness ! great thread ! :upsidedow

[greenban]

So, how many paper towel animals were you offering per point, Tony?:upsidedow

Lisa,

It depends on the size and complexity of the paper towel animal. Small ones, like mice (Suzie, Perla) are only 5 DVC points each, or 5 epoints!

More Complex like Dumbo, or Mr. Incredible can cost upwards of 55 DVC points.

Remember to order now, these are great 'Disney' Holiday gifts!

-Tony

Free shipping with this ecoupon: nono-idratherbeinwdw

[jaysue]

Lisa,

It depends on the size and complexity of the paper towel animal. Small ones, like mice (Suzie, Perla) are only 5 DVC points each, or 5 epoints!

More Complex like Dumbo, or Mr. Incredible can cost upwards of 55 DVC points.

Remember to order now, these are great 'Disney' Holiday gifts!

-Tony

Free shipping with this ecoupon: nono-idratherbeinwdw

Ok that coupon AP code is pretty funny - thanks for the laugh

cheers
jaysue

:hehehehe:

[withdisneyspirit]

Lisa,

It depends on the size and complexity of the paper towel animal. Small ones, like mice (Suzie, Perla) are only 5 DVC points each, or 5 epoints!

More Complex like Dumbo, or Mr. Incredible can cost upwards of 55 DVC points.

Remember to order now, these are great 'Disney' Holiday gifts!

-Tony

Free shipping with this ecoupon: nono-idratherbeinwdw

Yes, jaysue and Tony, I really got tickled by the ecoupon too. I showed the whole thread to DH as a matter of fact:hehehehe:

[greenban]

Hello There!

I'm new to this MEGA-rental thing so if I posted in the wrong forum please forgive me....


I have 2,857 OKW points for rent. I would like to transfer them to DVC members in one or perhaps 2 transactions only. Preference given to missionaries, terminal or otherwise!

please email me at:

www.the-luckiest-guy-on-fullmoon-fridaythe13th.com

TIA,

-Tony

ETA: To all who asked, we do not take Paper Towel Animals or Big Pink Mints for trade!

[SueOKW]

gee... my email bounced back..... ;) and i had written such a long saga of woe that beat all other tales of woe... it started with a banker in India who promised me he would share the 3 million dollar deposit with me, if i only would please to give him 10% up front....




:ale:

The good news is - - I'll be on my OKW verandah very soon............ ahhhhhh

[Beca]

:ROTFL:

I love this thread!!

Beca

[PoohsPal]

OMG! Still catching up and I missed this one. :ROTFL:

[TheTimeshareStore]

Tony, Tony, Tony, what are we going to do with you????????:ROTFL: :ROTFL:

[greenban]

Bumping up one of my favorites of my own work!

Dedicated to all the new renters looking for points.

-Tony

[kathleena]

I have 2 points left over that I can sell you at 6.12 each. I need to charge a small processing fee of $15 to cover time and expense of calling to transfer the points. Sound OK to you? :kitty:

[liljam]

Oh this is great!!!

:jumpingbe

[Starr W.]

Tony,

I have a elderly grandfather who used to be a lumberjack, who's last dream is to spend Xmas at VWL. I can only pay $4/ a point to make our family's once in a life time trip special. :crymeariv

[idratherbeinwdw]

I hope you can help. All my life I have dreamed of a WDW vacation, but as I have just been released from a 30 year prison sentence for excessive littering no one will hire me and I can't come up with the funds. Does anyone have points to spare? I have no money but I will wash your car to show my appreciation. TIA!

[greenban]

I hope you can help. All my life I have dreamed of a WDW vacation, but as I have just been released from a 30 year prison sentence for excessive littering no one will hire me and I can't come up with the funds. Does anyone have points to spare? I have no money but I will wash your car to show my appreciation. TIA!


Actually, I hear the TSA is hiring people with your qualifications! Or the (cough) Border Patrol.

But I know of a super kind DVCer who loves paying it forward. Contact CB for free stays!

(Shhhhhh its a secret!)

-Tony

[Colorado Belle]

So I'm reading this entire thread and wondering how the halo I missed it back in January?????

I can only explain this mystery by the fact that I am in my dotage, and lose track of things. Not only posts. Also points. Yes, I've managed to lose all my 2007 points and I was hoping to take a few of the inmates of Guantanamo Bay who were arrested after 9/11 and given free health care (this, the subject of the new Michael Moore documentary) while the volunteers who worked post 9/11 trying to help the victims were denied health care...but hey, if the government is willing to pay for terrorist health care...they must all right, mustn't they? So yeah, I lost my thread for a moment here BUT ...since I want to take them to DisneyWorld but I have no more points, I was hoping that someone would want to transfer 1264 points into my DVC account so that I can rent a couple GrandVillas!

Now I can understand that many of you kindhearted peeps might have already run out of 2007 points. And God Bless YOu...that's fine. So instead of points, just send money via my handy pay pal account IGOTMINE@aol.com.

:jumpingbe

[dgaston]

Laughing (well snorting) out loud! Just what I needed today. Maybe we need to take all those bunnies who have had their lucky feet restored to recuperate at WDW. We could use towel animals to help pay for the relocation.

[Leftcoaster]

I could use free points. It's purely for medical purposes. I have most of my nights for a studio booked but, there is a one bedroom available at SSR.
Since it will be in late october, weather will be very nice. I will be able to do lots of walking around World Showcase and that will continue to help with my recovery. So, help my knee properly heal, give me points.

[Orsi]

P.S. BTW, is it true we can go to the Ticketing and Transport Center (When we are NOT not staying on site, get free parking with our AP, and then take a Bus to SSR, so we can walk to DTD without worrying about a parking space at DTD?

And can we say we are having the 1900 Park Fair Princess Tea to get free all-day Valet Parking at the GF, and then just monorail to MK?

TAIA (Towel Animals In Advance!)

-Tony

AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

We've done that manuver both times we've done 1900 Park Fair!!

We did go for "breakfast" one morning at the CR, and simply looked confused at the security guard when he said we weren't on the list for reservations. He waved us through after telling me we needed to go in and check on it.

I know...we're horrible naughty awful people...but it was so nice to walk to MK...

[tinker_me_happy]

:ROTFL::crymeariv:ROTFL: Sick you are all sick! :ROTFL: wait... I guess that would make me ill too!

[spiceycat]

boy definitely don't come to the rental boards enough....:jleave:

[parlay]

Yes Tony you are funny!:worship: