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Colorado Belle
08-23-2007, 10:14 PM
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months later,
George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? This information may clear up a lot of questions you may have.



no unilateral casting of aspersions on any one party are implied nor intended.

carolina_yankee
08-24-2007, 03:51 AM
Alas, the joke would be funnier if it were true (Cheny was born in 1941).

I'm going to lock this so we don't get into a political debate. These kinds of things work better around the table at Jellyrolls.

Dirk